funny quotes with cats

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ~Mark Twain



The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive. ~Betty Friedan



In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head. ~Terri Guillemets



The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender. ~Proverbs 22:7



How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. ~Annie Dillard, The Writing Life



Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. ~Attributed to John Wagner



Make it a practice to judge persons and things in the most favorable light at all times and under all circumstances. ~Saint Vincent de Paul



When you blame others, you give up your power to change. ~Author Unknown



Every woman must admit, and every man with as much sense as a woman, that it's very hard to make a home for any man if he's always in it. ~Winifred Kirkland



Reflexes and instincts are not pretty. It is their decoration that initiates art. ~Martin H. Fischer



If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while. ~Joseph Schenck



The struggle to save the global environment is in one way much more difficult than the struggle to vanquish Hitler, for this time the war is with ourselves. We are the enemy, just as we have only ourselves as allies. ~Al Gore



For myself I hold no preferences among flowers, so long as they are wild, free, spontaneous. Bricks to all greenhouses! Black thumb and cutworm to the potted plant! ~Edward Abbey



Apologizing - a very desperate habit - one that is rarely cured. Apology is only egotism wrong side out. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast-Table



Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America - that we are fixed and certain only when we are in movement. ~Thomas Wolfe



The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is... the ultimate indignity to the democratic process. ~Adlai Stevenson, speech, Democratic National Convention, 18 August 1956



Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. ~Mark Twain



Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~Dave Barry



Any notion of the serious life of leisure, as well as men's taste and capacity to live it, has disappeared. Leisure has become entertainment. ~Allan Bloom, The Closing of the American Mind, 1987



One ought only to write when one leaves a piece of one's own flesh in the inkpot, each time one dips one's pen. ~Leo Tolstoy